Synopsis of Paranormal Paranoids Vlog – Riley talks about her sister Mia
Riley talks about her sister Mia. Peter asks how Riley’s sister Mia is doing. Riley says that Mia is dating someone named Robert and she doesn’t like that Riley is spending so much time with the group on the channel.
Timeline
[00:00:00] The vlog begins with a close up of Riley’s face, She’s staring at a screen above her and commenting on some kind of racing game that she and Peter are playing. The shot slowly zooms out to reveal Peter sitting next to her. Behind them are full bookshelves.
[00:00:01] Riley “Hey I just got like a speed-up thing. Oh so do they…”
[00:00:04] Peter “Yeah”
[00:00:05] Riley “Ooo, oh, shi-nice..”
[00:00:06] Peter “Ooo… aw fuck…”
[00:00:09] Riley “No I’m not.. Turn!”
[00:00:12] Peter “Oh shit, I’m doing really bad right now. We’re both doing god awful right now”
[00:00:16] Riley “Reverse! Oh I thought that might have been a good thing, it was actually a block thing”
[00:00:22] The camera quickly zooms in on Riley again. Behind her we can see more clearly the form of media that fills the bookshelves behind them.
[00:00:23] Peter “Hey, how’s your sister doing. I haven’t, I haven’t talked to her in a while.”
[00:00:27] Riley “Honestly, uh, she’s good, yeah!”
[00:00:30] Peter “Yeah?”
[00:00:32] Riley “Yeah, no she.. She just started, um, she’s been dating this guy Robert”
[00:00:36] Peter “Oh yeah?”
[00:00:37] Riley “Yeah she’s cool I…”
[00:00:38] Peter “She’s dating a guy, wow, okay.”
[00:00:41] Riley “You know my sister can get boys. You say this with such surprise”
[00:00:44] Peter “No I just thought… You know I just figure she doesn’t really get out and meet people too much so this is all kind of new for her”
[00:00:49] Riley “She does! Why do you think that’s not a thing that Mia does?”
[00:00:53] Peter “I..I don’t know she just.. I feel like she plays things kinda’ close to the vest. I can’t really tell what’s going on with her. But…”
[00:00:58] Riley “What do you mean? She’s just like..”
[00:00:59] Peter “No! I mean I just, I just don’t know. I just dunno’”
[00:01:01] Riley “I think it’s just cause’ she’s my sister and you’re like”
[00:01:03] Peter “Oh yeah.”
[00:01:05] Riley “I mean, anyways, yeah she’s dating this guy Robert he seems really cool.”
[00:01:09] Peter “Good for her, good for Robert.”
[00:01:11] Riley “Yeah, great for Robert. The better for Robert. Um, but…”
[00:01:17] Peter “I am struggling”
[00:01:18] Riley “God I’m going so slow I need one of those little tracky things. Ugh, I keep missing ‘em. Um.”
[00:01:24] Peter “This is like Rainbow Road, I need to go slow.”
[00:01:26] Riley “Yeah, she’s been a little like… I don’t know… terse with me lately? She…”
[00:01:31] Peter “Why, what did you do?”
[00:01:33] Riley “She thinks I’m spending too much time like with the… you guys… essentially.
[00:01:40] Peter “Well as opposed to what?”
[00:01:41] Riley “Well just like that I’m not…”
[00:01:43] Peter “Getting a job?”
[00:01:45] Riley “I have a job!
[00:01:47] Peter “I know.”
[00:01:48] Riley “Oh no! I.. that’s… oh but i’ve resurrected. Um, yeah I don’t know she doesn’t really get the channel and…”
[00:01:58] Peter “Yeah but we. I mean we can make some serious money off of this, you know? I don’t think… I don’t think she realizes…”
[00:02:03] Riley “But we haven’t.”
[00:02:04] Peter “We haven’t yet but you, I mean you invest you know?”
[00:02:07] Riley “You invest?!”
[00:02:08] Peter “Yeah!
[00:02:09] Riley “Yeah”
[00:02:08] Peter “You invest your time in it and plus, I mean, come on! We could be doing a lot worse things. We could be doing fucking cocaine out here you know. We’re doing”
[00:02:13] Riley “I know that is…”
[00:02:14] Peter “We could be doing fucking cocaine out here you know. We’re doing”
[00:02:17] Riley “That’s what I should remind her. Mia, I’m not doing fucking cocaine.”
[00:02:20] Peter “Yes, exactly.”
[00:02:22] Riley “You should sing from the rafters cause’ I’m not downing myself.”
[00:02:24] Peter “Yeah” It’s like, we’re staying away from the needle. We’re just you know, going to creepy-looking places. Seeing creepy things, it’s great.”
[00:02:32] Riley “Yeah, it is great. I don’t know I think she’s just…
[00:02:34] Peter “Not a great friend.”
[00:02:32] Riley “kind of upset because I haven’t been around as much but.. It’s okay.”
[00:02:40] Peter “Yeah, well, why? Now she can spend, uh, so much time with Robert she doesn’t need… She doesn’t… She doesn’t need you anymore.”
[00:02:45] Riley “Right. I think honestly, If I had been around more, she and Robert wouldn’t have met.”
[00:02:49] Peter “She.. I was just thinking that!”
[00:02:51] Riley “And she doesn’t like it when I bring it up. Cause’ you know, you know, she and I would like spend so much time together doing random… these things are so annoying!
[00:02:59] Peter “I know they really suck. They really, really put a wrench in things.”
[00:03:03] Riley “I think I’m so behind everyone else.”
[00:03:08] Peter “Oh my god..”
[00:03:09] Riley “Um, no. I think she honestly went to the bar more because I wasn’t hanging out with her.”
[00:03:14] Peter “No I’m really, I’m really happy for her I think she… I think she deserves this.”
[00:03:17] Riley “Cause’ you know, my company. You should just be really grateful all the time that you get to hang out with me.”
[00:03:21] Peter “I’m very, you know, I mean… sometimes it’s a little rough uh…”
[00:03:27] Riley “Oh, fuck you!”
[00:03:29] Peter “I’m just kidding. No you’re great usually.
[00:03:31] Riley “David likes me, right David?”
[00:03:33] Peter “Oh yeah David you’ve been so quiet over there what’s been going…”
[00:03:36] End Vlog
